March 31, 2012

"Coun Parkes said his extraterrestrial beliefs 'did not come up on the doorstep' while he was campaigning recently."

The Northern Echo "A LABOUR politician has stunned his town council colleagues by claiming his “real mother” is a 9ft green alien with eight fingers." By Stuart Minting

'Councillor Simon Parkes, who was elected to represent Stakesby ward on Whitby Town Council last month, said although he has had hundreds of close encounters with extra-terrestrials, it will not interfere with his mission to help residents at the seaside resort.

'Speaking on YouTube, Coun Parkes said he first saw an alien at the age of eight months, when “a traditional kite-shaped face”, with huge eyes, tiny nostrils and a thin mouth appeared over his cot.'

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